...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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