take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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