Little spoons don't ask big questions
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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