I only kidnapped one of them. chill
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You are the jesus of drinking
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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