Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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