just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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