Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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