I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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