Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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