Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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