on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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