I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
