if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Who died my cat blue again?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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