Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just googled if crying burns calories
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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