lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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