So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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