don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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