Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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