he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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