you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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