I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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