Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Four minutes until I can fart!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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