$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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