There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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