WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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