Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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