whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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