From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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