Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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