I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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