I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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