I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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