THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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