I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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