hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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