Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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