Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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