i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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