One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
This is the high leading the old right now
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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