I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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