Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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