You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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