Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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