ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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