Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker