well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.