So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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