Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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