At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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