She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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