I just made out with a guy for $7.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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