Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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