This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
