420 ftw
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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