careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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