Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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