I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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