it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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