Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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