Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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