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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

(720): View more from Colorado

In a non slutty way

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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.

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(716): View more from New York

We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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