He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.