Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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